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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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