Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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