Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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