Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.