Joke #2551

You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.

Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"

Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.

A psychiatrist had no patients in his office and he was bored. Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He was holding strange objects in his hands. He was dragging cables along behind himself. The doctor was glad because of the visit and exclaimed, "And what do we have here, a little snake? Come to Uncle Doctor, my snake..." The man shook his head. "Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your legs. You're a dragon, right?" The man shook his head again angrily. "Sorry... a worm?" The visitor spitted out the plastic pieces. "Go to hell, you idiot! I'm the system administrator and I came to change your LAN cable!"

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!

Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."

Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.

What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101