Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.