Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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