Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.