Joke #341

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.

A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.