Joke #3595

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.