What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)
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What did the calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?"
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
The T. Rexes were all angry.
You know why?
Because these huge muscular creatures with these big muscular legs and these tiny little hands!
How would you feel, 60 million years never being able to masturbate?
That is the real reason dinosaurs are extinct right there.
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self?
A: Beef stroganoff.
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick?
A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.