What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Why did the computer get cold? Because it forgot to close windows.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!