What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Which way did the programmer go? He went data way!
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.