Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.