Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.