Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!