Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.