Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.