You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.