Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.