Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, "Who is the king of the jungle?" and the deer replied, "Oh, you are, Master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, "Who is the king of the jungle?" The zebra replied, "Oh, you are, Master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. "Who is the king of the jungle?" he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, "Okay, okay, there’s no need to get mad just because you don’t know the answer."
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it.
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. Because he was pissed off!
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.