Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.