Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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