Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.