Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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