Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...