Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
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Child Support.
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A: You use dental floss.
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
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A: Bestiality.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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