Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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