Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.