You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.