You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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