What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket? A: Is that you coughin'?
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. "Here's my second son. He's a martyr too!" After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
So an old man, a Catholic priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar, and that's just one person!