What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
Bone appetit!
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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP.
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The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor..."
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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