Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england?
A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis?
A:Telling your parents that your gay!
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"
Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
Paddy asks Murphy, 'Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?"
Murphy replies, "If they fell forwards they'd still be on the f*cking boat!"
Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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