Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.