Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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