Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.