Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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