Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.