Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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