If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''