Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!