Joke #8789

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.

Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'