Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.