When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.