Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo momma so poor...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo Mama so old...
She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.