Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.