Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.