Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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