Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.