Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.