Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.