How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
Vote:
Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Vote:
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.