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There's no wine holder on this vacuum cleaner. It's like it wasn't even designed for women. How can I be expected to work under these conditions?
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Here is an actual list of aircraft problems reported by pilots at the end of the day for the mechanics to fix before takeoff the next day followed by the notes the mechanics left for the pilots to read the next morning. (P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement (S) Almost replaced left inside main tire (P) Something loose in cockpit (S) Something tightened in cockpit (P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear (S) Evidence removed (P) DME volume unbelievably loud (S) Volume set to more believable level (P) Number three engine missing (S) Engine found on right wing after brief search
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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