Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
My New Years resolution is 1080p.
My grandfather once told me "your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied "no, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a fax," he explains.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.