Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."