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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
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A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!" The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Jenna, Jessica and ariana die. They all go to heaven and GOD says, "You can do whatever you want, just don't step on a pink cloud". The first day, Jenna goes out and comes back with a ugly guy. Jessica and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jenna says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The next day, Jessica goes out, she comes back with a ugly guy. Jenna and Ariana ask, "what happen?". Jessica says, "I stepped on a pink cloud". The following day Araina goes out and comes back with a HOTT guy, blue eyes, thin and tall. Jenna and jessica ask, "What happen?" The guy says, "I stepped on a pink cloud".
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Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
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A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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