Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.