The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
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Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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