Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Your momma so fat... She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo mama is so skinny... she hula hoops with a cheerio.