Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt?
Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.