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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
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My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
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What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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