Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
Q: What book do women like the most?
A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
Q: What did the Mexican get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Vote:
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?
A: Gladiator.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Vote:
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.