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Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
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Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A: A receding hare line.
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What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
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Where does a boat go when it is sick? The dock.
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