Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.