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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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