Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.